Mistake #1: It’s not going to rain, I’ll ride my motorcycle to the store.
Mistake #2: After the rain subsided, I made it to my bike not too wet. Then I rode home, and drove right back into the storm, arriving totally soaked.
Mistake #3: Agreeing to my wife staying an extra week with our son, whose wife just had a baby. Had she come home with me, we would have both gone to the store, and we would have been in the car, and I wouldn’t have gotten drenched.
Mistake #4: Therefore, it’s my wife’s fault I got soaked.